We assault motherfuckers using purple backpacks And i also snack on fabric shelving and take a shit in your track Yeah the whack, lead to everybody else understands everything say However when I have to your this new mic, We make dairy outta clay And i enjoy sky guitar that have a pipeline from tooth paste And that i say karate pencil case and you will wear it tape
All the my personal verses fall apartment including a beneficial hockey puck They got me personally seven days to enter the initial element of my personal verse Nowadays I got absolutely nothing left therefore I shall imagine which i had hurt Aw, I do believe We sprained my personal foot All of you go ahead and complete the song in place of me personally
[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this cunt Woke up five days ago lying-in new forget Didn’t discover just who I became I failed to consider crap
Apparently anything happened which was harrowing We used to have significantly more rhymes however, I can not remember them Positively I’m freaking away I can not consider anything! (Seriously does individuals know what i am?)
[MC Personal Urination] Yo I’m MC Personal Urination – exactly what – just what! I need a fucking piss on the a screwing pavement Anytime, anyplace, I just whip aside my manhood And you will blank my kidney whenever you are you motherfuckers see! You other MCs cannot deal with which shit! You happen to be a little bitch afraid to pee in public places
Your come upon a toilet any time you need piss Yo screw you to definitely shit – I simply whip out my personal dick!
[Chorus – Chorus Man] I’m the guy which sings the brand new chorus (It holidays up the track) My part was kinda painful (I wish that we could go house) However, these are typically purchasing us to play the chorus (And that i really need the money) Lead to I’m underemployed at this time (Simply gone back in with my dad)
[MC Does not Understand what Irony Is actually] Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know very well what Paradox Are Went up to a lady and i provided their a hug She told you “Why don’t we visit your place, I am going to draw the dick” We told you “Hell yeah bitch, that is therefore ironic”
[MC Becomes Front–Monitored Without difficulty] Yo I am MC Gets Side–Monitored Effortlessly My personal rhymes is badass such as Gandolfini You realize he is recognized for brand new Sopranos but he could be together with in the video clips Such as Score Shorty and you may Critical Velocity Which i don’t like result in I hate Charlie Sheen Better I suppose in Sexy Images, he was kinda funny However, I like Leslie Nielsen from the Naked Gun You-know-who more was in you to definitely motion picture? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda strange, knowing what the guy did after that Waiting, what was I saying? I think I had side–tracked.
They’d the ultimate trilogy!
[MC Fatal Firearm 1, 2 & 3] Yo I am MC Deadly Weapon step one, dos & 3 I love people clips although 4th distressed myself Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you will Joe Pesci As to the reasons performed they need to generate a 4th?
[MC Lethal Gun cuatro] MC Dangerous Weapon 4 which is myself We disagree having MC Deadly Firearm step 1, 2 & 3 Regardless if We agree totally that it’s a groundbreaking trilogy Brand new last was also a great they added Chris Stone and you can Jet Li!
[MC Crap My Shorts Apparently] Yo I am MC Shit My personal Jeans Seem to They usually occurs when I’m strolling across the street Otherwise whenever I am hanging out with particular fly butt hoes Indeed there i go! Thank god We delivered a big change off attire!
[MC Latest Verse] Yo I’m the fresh MC towards the last verse I’m designed to summarize what you read But mutherfuckers I don’t obviously have the amount of time Thus bang that and return to new Chorus Guy
Whats my motherfucking identity?
[Chorus – Chorus Man] I am nonetheless singing the new chorus (Thank god the audience is nearly done) I hate singing the fresh chorus (Such as for instance a boring banging occupations) I am going to grab my 40 bucks (That’s what its purchasing me personally) And I am gonna wade get really inebriated (Masturbate up coming go to sleep)