Gretchen: [ so you can Cady ] If perhaps your know just how indicate she really is. Might know that I am not allowed to don hoop earrings, best? Yeah! Two years before she informed me hoops earrings have been *her* thing and that i wasn’t allowed to use them more. Right after which getting Hannakuh my personal parents got so it set of most high priced light gold hoops and that i needed to imagine like We failed to also like them and you will. it had been therefore sad. While discover she hacks toward Aaron? Yes, all the Thursday the guy believes this woman is doing Seated planning yet , the woman is hooking up which have Shane Oman throughout the projection room above the auditorium! We never informed individuals that as the I am *such* a good friend!
Homeschooled Son: As well as on the 3rd date, God-created the latest Remington bolt-step rifle, in order that Boy you are going to battle this new dinosaurs.
Jason: [ reading about Shed Guide ] Trang Pak made aside which have Advisor Carr 
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Bethany Byrd: Someone published in that guide that I’m sleeping in the getting good virgin as the I take advantage of awesome jumbo tampons. however, I can not help it to when the I’ve got huge flow and you may a broad put snatch!
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Regina George: This can be Susan out-of Prepared Parenthood, You will find their test results. For many who could have this lady give me a call whenever she can be. It’s urgent, Thanks.
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Ms. Norbury: Okay, thus we are all here ’cause from the book, proper? Really, I’m not sure exactly who blogged it publication, you every surely got to end getting in touch with each other sluts and you can whores. It helps it be ok for people to mention your nymphos and whores. Exactly who here enjoys actually ever become called a slut?
Mrs. George: [ since the Regina and her boyfriend are making from Regina’s bed ] Must i enable you to get males things? Some ingredients? A beneficial condom? Tell me!
Kevin Gnapoor: [ rapping ] Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC’s is not had absolutely nothing to the me, out-of my personal grades to my rhymes you simply can’t touch Kevin Grams. I am a mathlete, very nerd try inferred however, ignore what you heard I’m such as for instance James Thread the 3rd. Shaken perhaps not inspired I am Kevin Gnapoor. This new G’s quiet as i slip in the doorway. I don’t gamble including Shaggy, you will be aware it was me personally, cuz next time you see the girl she’s going to resemble „ohhh Kevin Grams.“
Damian: I care and attention. On a yearly basis the fresh older people by this dance for the underclassmen named the Springtime Fling. And you will whosoever was opted King and you will Queen instantly become lead away from the fresh Pupil Items Committee and since I am an energetic associate of your own Beginner Situations Committee, I would personally safely say, I worry.
Karen: [ after being left by Aaron, Regina is actually crying and you can holding hand with Gretchen and Karen in her room ] Did he say why?
Cady: [ voiceover ] Whenever one freshmen tried to disturb one to tranquility, better, let’s merely state i know how exactly to handle it.
Gretchen: [ in her English group essay, just after getting humiliated by the Regina ] Why should Caesar get to stomp up to eg a large, due to the fact everyone else you should never rating smushed not as much as their larger legs? What is actually so good from the Caesar? Hm? Brutus is really as sexy just like the Caesar. Brutus is as smart as Caesar. Individuals completely like Brutus as much as that they like Caesar. Whenever did it be okay for example person to become the fresh employer of everybody, huh? Just like the that’s not what Rome means. We should completely only *stab* Caesar!